Next Ex-Girlfriend

I don’t wanna meet your dad, don’t wanna hump your sister

Don’t wanna do it to your best friend either

I don’t want you messin' around and givin' me a blister

And leave me illin' for the penicillin

When you walk out

I don’t wanna feel left out

'Cause sooner or later

It's just over, over

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants

I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don’t want the fairy tale and I don’t want the girl from hell

Don't wanna be your biggest mistake

You could be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don’t wanna learn to dance, don’t wanna rent the limo

I know you're thinking I’m a weirdo

I just want the bragging rights, I want to let the world know

And convince my friends I’m not a homo

If you walk out

I don’t wanna feel left out

'Cause sooner or later

It's just over, over

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants

I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don’t want the fairy tale and I don’t want the girl from hell

Don't wanna be your biggest mistake

You could be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone I'm good in the sack

But all your friends were giving you flack

And you just couldn’t put up with that

So no, you're never taking me back

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants

I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance

I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don’t want the fairy tale and I don’t want the girl from hell

And I don’t wanna spend the time and I don’t need no valentine

My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend