Act One: Shoppin' for Clothes (feat. Adrian, Ken & Michael)

I was shoppin' for a suit the other day And walked into the department store Stepped into the elevator and told the girl "Dry goods floor" When I got off a salesman come to me, he said Now, what can I do for you I said, Go on in, show me all them sports clothes Like you're supposed to He said Sure, come on in buddy Dig these fabrics we got laid out here on the shelf Pick yourself out one, try it on Stand in the mirror and dig yourself Ooh That suit is pure herringbone That's a suit I'd like to own Buddy, that suit is you Yeah, I believe it too I see for the businessman you're featuring the natural shoulder That retails wholesale indeed It's got the custom cuffs and the walking short I'm gonna let you have at a steal And for the playboy you have the latest in tweed With the cut-away flap over twice It's a box-back, two button western model He said, Now ain't that nice Ooh, them buttons are solid gold Ooh, you made a deal, sold Now you go back there and get those papers Let me sign on the dotted line And I'll make sure I have all my payments in right on time Buddy, I just did a little bit of checking on you And I'm sorry to say but your credit didn't go through What you mean? Ain't this a shame My heart's in pain Pure, pure herringbone That's a suit you'll never own Oh me, oh my Oh me, oh my