Be My Yoko Ono

And if there's someone you can live without

Then do so

And if there's someone you can just shove out

Well, do so

You can be my Yoko Ono

You can follow me wherever I go

Be my, be my, be my, be my

Yoko Ono, whoa oh

Oh, isn't it beautiful

To see two people

So much in love?

Barenaked as two virgins

Hand in hand

And hand in hand in love

Now that I'm far away

It doesn't seem to me

To be such a pain

To have you hanging

Off my ankle

Like some kind of ball and chain

You can be my Yoko Ono

You can follow me wherever I go

Be my, be my, be my, be my

Yoko Ono, whoa oh (Be my Yoko)

Oh no, here we go

Our life is just one big pun

Ono, here we go

As Yoko sings, oh-oh-oh

I know that when I say this

I may be stepping on pins and needles

But I don't like all these people slagging her

For breaking up the Beatles

Don't blame it on Yokie

I mean, if I was John, and you were Yoko

I would gladly give up musical genius

Just to have you as my very own personal Venus

You can be my Yoko Ono

You can follow me wherever I go

Be my, be my, be my, be my

Yoko Ono, whoa oh

Be my, be my, be my, be my

Yoko Ono, whoa

Be my, be my, be my, be my

Yoko Ono, whoa

Be my, be my, be my, be my

Yoko Ono, whoa, whoa, oh