Drinkin' Bone

Well, it's Friday evening, six o'clock and all my friends are twisting off

I'm at the house just turning on TV

And they all wonder why I've changed, how many times must I explain

It's basic honky-tonk anatomy?

The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone

The party bone's connected to the staying out all night long

And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone

And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone

Hey, two plus two is always four and down is south and up is north

Thirty-two degrees is freezing cold

You play with fire, you wind up burned, the early bird gets the worm

But the only thing you really need to know

Is the drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone

The party bone's connected to the staying out all night long

And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone

And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone

Yeah, now sing it with me, let's make sure you know

The drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone

The party bone's connected to the staying out all night long

And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone

And the lonely bone's connected to the

Drinkin' bone's connected to the party bone

The party bone's connected to the staying out all night long

And she won't think it's funny and I'll wind up all alone

And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone