The Very First Christmas

It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday

Not your normal, average, everyday

Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree

Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?

The world feels like it's in loverly

Go away before I harm you bodily

This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me

There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow (Plenty of snow)

Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe? (The mistletoe)

What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go

People seem a little more brotherly (Brotherly)

Here's a special something to you from me (To you from me)

Even all the trash on Christmas, it smells so sweetly

This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me

What do you want, can't you see that I'm busy?

Step outside, we've got something for you to see

Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately

Chestnuts roasting, and burns in the third degree

Tonight things are as good as they seem to be

A star on top will complete all the scenery

This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me

This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me