Effington (University A Cappella Version)

If there's a god

He's laughing at us

And our football team

Effington could be a wonderful f'ing place

I can see it from the highway

And I'm wondering

Are they f'ing in their yards

F'ing in their cars

F'ing in the trailers and the backroads and the parking lots of Effington

Making my way to Normal, Illinois

Maybe I should ditch this little white rental on the interstate

And start a new f'ing life...in effington

I could change my name, grow a beard, start a family

Or I could just keep moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on

Not stop 'til I get to Normal

I want to live in Effington

I want to die there too

Please bury me in Effington

In Effington

In Effington

Oh

I've got this movie in my mind of Effington

And the soundtrack to it sounds like this

I want to live in Effington

I want to die there too

Please bury me in Effington

In Effington

In Effington

Oh

If there's a god

He's laughing at us

And our football team

And then the people who live in Normal

Can buy the movies that I'll make in Effinghton

That's what normal people do

Normal people do it too

Normal people do it too

Normal people do it

People do it

People do it

People do it

I want to live in Effington

I want to die there to

Please bury me in Effington

In Effington

In Effington

In Effington

In Effington