Popsicle Toes

And when God gave out rhythm

He sure was good to you

You can add, subtract, multiply and divide

By two

I know today's your birthday

And I did not buy no rose

But I wrote this song instead and I call it

"Popsicle Toes"

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes are always froze

Popsicle toes

You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes

You must've been Miss Pennsylvania

With all this pulchritude

How come you always load your Pentax

When I'm in the nude

We oughta have a birthday party

And you can wear your birthday clothes

We can hit the floor

And go explore

Those popsicle toes

You got the nicest North America

This sailor ever saw

I'd like to feel your warm Brazil

And touch your Panama

But your Tierra del Fuegos

Are nearly always froze

We gotta seesaw

Until we unthaw

Those popsicle toes

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes are always froze

Popsicle toes

You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes