Perfect Day

I woke up to the sound of the garbage truck again Upstairs neighbor's toilet is leaking on my head My car's broke down I missed the bus that runs at ten I had a feeling this was a day to stay in bed I finally left my pad right under Jumbo's clown room A police officer pulled out his gun and said, "Freeze, put your hands up!" I said, "Sir you got the wrong guy." I guess it's just the perfect day It's just the perfect day Oh oh oh, ohh Na na na na na Oh oh oh, ohhohh I'm sippin' a Fresca at the downtown county jail My friends are all too broke to come up with my bail I lost my day shoes to Tiny playing spades I'm sleeping with one eye open to make sure I don't get laid Vaye te petras hay a la chingada The deportation officer he said to me They put us on a bus to Guadalajara I guess it's just the perfect day Oh It's just the perfect day Oh Na na na na na Oh oh oh, ohhohh (It was a perfect day) Have you ever, ever had one of those days When it seems nothing's right nothing's going your way It's all wrong I dedicate this song To you, you and you and whoever relates to what we do But somebody tell me why, why, why This always happens to me, me, me Just another dose of reality Just trying to make the best of this situation This really isn't my idea of vacation Oh my, my mamacita say Hey baby vaminos a me This chica bonita is looking ok Yeah I think I'm going to stay I guess it's just a perfect day My car broke down It was a perfect day The surf is up It was a perfect day My dog gone astray It was a perfect day This one (unintelliagble) (It was a perfect day!) My wife run away It was a perfect day My cat run away It was a perfect day My dog gone astray It was a perfect day It was a perfect day Cops took away my stash The policeman took away my stash (Just the perfect day) It was a perfect day It was a perfect day (I guess it's just thge perfect day) It was a perfect day (It's just the perfect day) Somebody broke my bong It was a perfect day This is our hit song It was a perfect day Numbah one Numbah one It was a perfect day It was a perfect day Dis one Dis one De pancha ha (?) Dis one Dis one De pancha ha (?) Dis one Dis one De pancha ha (?) Dis one Dis one It's just the perfect day It's just the perfect day