Country Rap

Hillbillies talkin' 'bout turnip greens

Cornbread, sweet potatos, pork and beans

Country roads, farm and ranch

Drink a little creek water from the branch

We got pickup trucks chicken clucks

Happy even when we're down on our luck

We got fatback, and that's a fact

And if you don't know that's a country rap

Neighbor down the roads got a cow for sale

Twenty dollars more you get the horns and tail

Saturday night we're gonna go get drunk

Something in the road smells like a skunk

Steel guitars, rowdy bars

Redneck girls and beat-up cars

We got fatback, and that's a fact

And if you don't know that's a country rap

Sunday morning catch a speckled perch

Been bad all week I got to go to church

That afternoon it's all you please

Fried chicken mashed potatas black-eyed peas

Bumper sticker says lets rodeo

Find me a hunny say hay lets go

We got fatback, and that's a fact

And if you don't know that's a country rap

Cowboy's talking about his quarter horse

Pig farmers talking 'bout his pigs of course

Sheeps and goats and his calf ropin' daughter

How his son sings cool cool water

Alligator crawling down way down south

Turn me around shut my mouth

We got fatback, and that's a fact

And if you don't know that's a country rap

And if you don't know that's a country rap