Cosmic Charlie

Cosmic Charlie, how do you do?

Trucking in style along the avenue

Dum, dee-dum, dee-doodle-ee-do

Go on home, your mama's calling you

Calico Cal, ya come tell me the news

Calamity's waiting for a way to get to her

Rosy red and electric blue

I bought you a paddle for your paper canoe

Say you'll come back when you can

Whenever your airplane happens to land

Maybe I'll be back here too

It all depends on what's with you

Hung up waiting for a windy day

Kite on ice since the first of February

Mama keeps saying that the wind might blow

But standing here I say, I just don't know

New ones coming as the old ones go

Everything's moving here, but much too slow, yeah

A little bit quicker and we might have time

To say how do you do before we're left behind

Calliope wail like a seaside zoo

The very last lately inquired about you

It's really very one or two

The first you wanted, the last I knew

I just wonder if you shouldn't feel

Less concerned about the people unreal

The very first word is, how do you do?

The last, go home, your mama's calling you

Calling you

Calling you

Calling you

Calling you

Go on home, your mama's calling you

Go on home, your mama's calling you

Go on home, your mama's calling you

Go on home, your mama's calling you