God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic

To play with a nondescript song

Shoot all the crotch shots for 12-year-old hopefuls

To make you a real man, my son

Oh, real man, my son

Some cheap kid from Birmingham blessed with an accent

That pours like the darkest brown ale

Just one more puppet, piss-elegant marionette

He's just a fast buck for sale

Oh, fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video

We know that God blessed video

Break out the cameras that re-shape my face

And get someone to carve up my hair

If you can't beat 'em, you might as well join 'em

And be glad to say you were there

Oh, say you were there

Don't you know that God blessed video

We know that God blessed video

We know that God blessed video

Don't you know that God blessed video

We know that God blessed video

We know that God blessed video