Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman

It was a normal date with my girlfriend Sue

Blond hair, blue eyes, and five-foot-two

The night was cold, the stars were bright

From over her shoulder came a strange light

We parked the car down at Three-Mile Point

The top was down, we were really going

I heard her cry, the reactor flared

She grew and grew, I freaked and stared

Attack of the fifty-foot woman

Our love was at an end

All she did to get her kicks

Was step on all the men

I had to run just to save my skin

She scooped me up, I could not win

“My God,” I screamed, to my distress

Got a fifty foot woman in a five-foot dress

Attack of the fifty-foot woman

Our love was at an end

All she did to get her kicks

Was step on all the men

Attack of the fifty-foot woman

Our love was at an end

All she did to get her kicks

Was step on all the men

Look out here she comes

The biggest pair on earth

So scared I gotta go with her

The National Guard couldn’t shoot her down

Before she left she really trashed our town

She left me there, though I tried and tried

A fifty foot woman’s never satisfied

Attack of the fifty-foot woman

Our love was at an end

All she did to get her kicks

Was step on all the men