The Christmas Can-Can

Christmas, Christmas time is here

And Christmas songs you love to hear

Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer

But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping

Christmas, Christmas time is here

The sleigh bells and the red-nosed deer

Songs and songs we love to hear

All played a thousand times each year

Heard this same song twenty times

And it's only Halloween

I saw three ships come sailing in on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day

It's not even cold outside

Christmas, Christmas time is here

And Christmas song you love to hear

Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer

But mostly shopping, shopping, shopping

Christmas season

Starting sooner every year

It's October

Stores with plastic Christmas trees

Ransack the mall

Shop until you lose your mind

Spike the eggnog

Sit back and watch Rudolph

Frosty, Tiny Tim, and Scrooge, The Grinch or Charlie Brown

It's time

It's time to do the Christmas Can-Can

If you can't, can't dance, well, that's okay

Not going to do the kick line

All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand

Presents, wrap them up and pray for snow

Run to your closet

Find your Christmas sweater, screaming carols all the way

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Maine all the way to California

It's the Christmas Can-Can, Halloween till Christmas Day

It's the most wonderful time of year

We're running mad with Christmas cheer

Hey, what's troubling you my friend?

It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish

Not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay

You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday

Hey, he's right, who made these laws?

Look, wait, here comes Santa Claus

Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus

Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa

Guys? Guys!

Hey Santa, do the Can-Can

Help out if ya can-can, join in the parade

I'm gonna go grab some Chinese food

All you need is a tree, some lights, about a thousand

Presents, wrap them up and pray for snow

Run to your closet

Find your Christmas sweater, screaming carols all the way

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

France all the way to Indiana

It's the Christmas Can-Can, that's the end

Wait, for our ending we should share this holiday

Hava Nagila, happy Hanukkah to you

A happy Hanukkah to you

A happy Hanukkah to you

A Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, and also Kwanzaa

Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, and merry Kwanzaa too