Gravity Is a B**ch

It's been your 20s feeling that u're walking on the ceiling and you party like you're 8 feet tal You say work is for the birds Chasing dreams and mini skirts From here everything seem small Then 30's come around and you finally feel the ground Look around and maybe start planning For what the future holds And though you're far from old, your moisturizer's been less time tanning You're hanging over, but you're hanging in You're starting to look like all of your friends Conversations turned up from rock n' roll to kids and politics and how much money you owe Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs You got places you can't even itch You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it But you're never gonna beat it 'Cause gravity is a bitch Forty's kinda boring And you spend your time ignoring the things you don't see so clear Your reflection in the glass is gonna knock you on you ass You wonder how the hell to get down here You're happy in your fifties Though things are kinda shifty At Sixty you find peace of mind Go to bed at 8 o'clock and comb your hair if you still got it 'Cause you're almost at the finish line You're hanging over, but you're hanging in You're starting to look like all of your friends Conversations turned up from rock n' roll to kids and politics and how much money you owe Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs You got places that you can't even itch You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it But you're never gonna beat it 'Cause gravity is a bitch Yeah gravity is a bitch I'm here to tell ya Gravity is a bitch