Maria's Wedding

Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your wedding You've just gotta believe me But just the thought of you takin' your clothes off for that jerk Oh, it got me drinkin' And then suddenly I'm staggerin' into church And I'm dancin' like Baryshnikov all across the high altar Oh, I bet that you're still mortified But just think, girl and no one's ever gonna be forgetting The day I wrecked your wedding Oh Maria, I'd get down on my knees girl You've just gotta believe me But just the sight of you standing there in your brand new weddin' dress Oh, it got me so upset And your father's screamin', "You no good lazy punk I always knew you were a drunk" And your mother, she's havin' her 19th nervous breakdown But just think girl and no one's ever gonna be forgetting The day I wrecked your wedding Oh Maria, I'll do anything you ask me to, I swear I'll change I'll even give up drinkin', hangin' out with the boys 'Cause I just can't live without your body and you Oh Maria, I'll even sell my Strat, give up the band You better believe me, girl, this time it's true Oh Maria, I'll even go out and get a job for you Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your weddin' You just got to believe me But 10 years from now this is all goin' to be one big happy memory Oh your old man he's even gonna grow to love me I'll give him 6 grandchildren, I'll be so respectable I might even run for President, I will be so electable I'll keep you happy and expectable and forever pregnant And that way you will never be forgetting The day I wrecked your wedding Oh Maria, the day I wrecked your wedding, oh That way you'll never be forgetting That way you'll never be forgetting That way you'll never be forgetting You'll never, never, never, never, never Never, never, never, never, never be forgetting That way you'll never be forgetting You'll never, never, never, never be forgetting That way you'll never be forgetting The day I wrecked your wedding