Side Quest

Far too long since our last raid No bounties found for 40 days A course was set for gilded ports To claim new riches by the sword We disembarked and made for town As we harked a faint yet festive sound Luring us to the gov'nor's home A palace laced with pearl and gold Storm right through the doors and take what we can get We'll party with these drunken fools and steal all of their shit, yeah! Tear this place apart and leave not but a single shred Tonight we'll be much richer men, tonight they'll all be dead! We dive rolled past a sleeping guard And through a window left ajar Our hosts were drunk, a pointless fight So guns were stowed and we grabbed a pint All filled up on food and wine The thought of theft escaped our minds When a fat prick fell upon my knife They stopped, we froze, and began to fight! Storm right through the doors and take what we can get We'll party with these drunken fools and steal all of their shit, yeah! Tear this place apart and leave not but a single shred Tonight we'll be much richer men, tonight they'll all be dead! Flint was struck and blades swung fast Booze was spilled as bullets flew past Heads were split and skulls cracked open Necks were snapped and backs were broken We stood tall with death at boot Then made for the halls and began our loot Tons of gold coin, jewels and rings Now let's set sail and live as kings! Storm right through the doors and take what we can get We'll party with these drunken fools and steal all of their shit, yeah! Tear this place apart and leave not but a single shred Tonight we'll be much richer men, tonight they'll all be dead!