In 'Frisco Bay there lives a whale
And she eats pork chops by the bail
By the hatbox, by the pillbox
By the hogshead and schooner
Her name is Lena, she's a peach
But don't leave food within her reach
Or babies or nursemaids
Or chocolate ice-cream sodas
She loves to laugh and when she smiles
You just see teeth for miles and miles
And tonsils and spare ribs
And things too fierce to mention
She knows no games, so when she plays
She rolls her eyes for days and days
She vibrates and yodels
And breaks the ten commandments
Oh, what can you do in a case like that?
Oh, what can you do but stamp on your hat
Or an eggshell or a toothbrush
Or anything that's helpless
