The Bad Cat Death March

Contact, ready one-two, what you, what you gonna do when the bad cat comes

Contact, ready one-two, what you, what you gonna do when the bad cat comes

Check-a, Check-a, Check-a, one-two, I am the man, yo

With a plan you couldn't understand or hold a candle

The hopeless vandal, the dopest foe you know will handle

Your coke connect, catch a broken neck from doper samples

Hold my sandals, I'm going in to show these cowards

Get your flow devoured, pissing on 'em like a golden shower

I let it hang like Choward, leave the rose deflowered

Yanking out the surge protector, let 'em know I hold the power

It's the bad cat, strictly out to murder cats, you never heard of that

Well now you have and there's no turning back

I burn a person black and blue, this ain't no circus act

Don't hurt your back, just pick it, pick it up and you might learn the facts

Get your purses snatched, smurfing with no nerfed attacks

I'll smirk and laugh at any person certain that the earth is flat, be sure of that

We had to sit still and take it

It was real greaseball shit

Contact, ready one-two, what you, what you gonna do when the bad cat comes

Contact, ready one-two, what you, what you gonna do when the bad cat comes

As a boy I'd dream of fighting a leviathan, ultraviolence

The sirens were so inviting then, save the violins

The sob story's what inspired him to go and show society precisely what a tyrant is

Hide your irises, 'fore I decide to slide a knife in them

Drive you to the physician where they'll prescribe you Vicodin

Swipe the Vicodin and sell it to the people buying them

Then use the profit that I turn to go and buy more knives again

I'm the type of friend to go and steal a stereo

So we can bump your demos as we're cruising through Ontario

The hole they're hiding in is right beneath the aerials

I'll blast them all to smithereens and finish my Spaghetti-Os

This scenario and scary flow does not come easily

So humble thy punk ass before you think about defeating me

I've seen the scenery, observed it as they kissed my rings

Sat back and sighed, it's good to be the king

Contact, ready one-two, what you, what you gonna do when the bad cat comes

Contact, ready one-two, what you, what you gonna do when the bad cat comes