23 (Like the Blink-182 Song, but Without the Homophobia)

I don't wanna be so Self-deprecating all the time 'Cause every time I come back to town Well I'm reminded, I'm reminded, I'm reminded how All my friends are new because the old ones hate me I'm lazy and a hypocrite, a liar and a drama queen All my friends agree because I act like I'm fifteen But i'm 23 She said I don't wanna see you ever again Cause you're a hot mess, and you're a bad friend Got problems and you won't solve them By sitting on the couch and smoking weed Well I said its the world that's got a problem with me You can keep your pace in your bachelors degree I'll just sit around avoiding all responsibility And I don't wanna hear any of your 'worth' shit Cause I'm a fucking child and I crave the attention Listen my new song even though you've Already heard it so many times before But i added the solo Emotionally stunted I am just a dumb kid Projecting insecurities On everyone around me Like I've got problems And I don't wanna solve them Just hang around all day All i do is complain Emotionally stunted I am just a dumb kid Projecting insecurities On everyone around me Like I've got problems And I don't wanna solve them All I do is complain All I do is complain Complain, complain, complain, complain, complain All my friends are new because the old ones hate me I'm lazy and a hypocrite, a liar and a drama queen All my friends agree because I act like I'm fifteen All my friends are new because the old ones hate me I'm getting fucking tired This is getting fucking boring All my friends agree because I act like I'm fifteen But I'm 23