Break out the Champagne

Talkin' between bathroom stalls Kelly said the world would end tonight That we'd be ashes in apocalyptic light I said "Break out the champagne If we won't be seein' tomorrow Let's get on with the shitshow Let's get on with the show" Somewhere above the Newfoundland Sea Pilot said we'd lost an engine In a split-second, I made an executive decision I said "Break out the champagne Everybody look out below Let's get on with the shitshow Here goes a toast: Adios!" This mornin' Love told her he was leavin' He said they'd be better as friends It's no one's fault: his heart wants what it wants And then she thought "I'm rock 'n' roll, and you're golf" Break out the champagne I've been thinkin' the same thing myself Might as well Break out the champagne If this's really how it's gonna go Let's get on with the shitshow Let's get on with the show Adios