Blow My Top

When people look at me all they see is a monster but just because I'm made of rock doesn't mean I don't have feelings. I'm so lonely because I'm the only one of my kind so sad and blue I would give most anything if I could live in peace with all of you. I don't have much does just this old home a little garden with a garden gnome. My only friends are the stones that you see they may be rocks but they're precious to me. Is it too much to ask for a little respect tired of coming outside to find my garden wrecked. Feel a pain in my head all I can see is red and when they call me names it only fuels the flames. I get so mad i could hop and my eyes want to pop. If this aggravation doesn't stop I'm going to blow my top. Now that I know you'll let me extend my Royal promise to be a friend. You give me hope and I want to believe but in the past I've been deceived. I promise you sir will treat you with respect. But when they steal all my things my anger goes unchecked. I feel a pain in my head all I can see is red and when they call me names it only fuels the flames. I get so mad I could hop my eyes want to pop if this aggravation doesn't stop I'm going to blow my top. I'll be your friend I'll make it stop. I won't blow my top. Don't blow your top. Won't blow my definitely absolutely positively calm and Cooley top