Transylvania Mania

The monster's awake! Igor, We must come up with some sort of diversion before- Ohhhhh forget about the foxtrot! Throw away the waltz! Take away the two step, and all that other smaltz Arrre you ready for, what's been going on? Iiiiit's a doozy Makes ya' woozy It's the new phenomenon! Have you heard about the mania? If not, then let me explain-ia Yes sir! It's the Transylvania Mania Whether you're in Ruritania Or a dance hall in Albania Yes sir! It's the Transylvania Mania Everybody who's been viewin' it Can't resist its appeal Everybody's out there doin' it Millionaire and schlemiel! So join the fun let's all be zaniah Even Liths in Lithuania Love it! It's the latest rage! Lose the blues and don't complain-ia, Hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia Love it! Do the Transylvania Mania! Just accept it, don't refrain-ia! Don't resist, it's all in vain-ia! Come on kids let's raise some Cain-ia Yes sir! Yes sir! It's the latest rage! Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh It's a cherry pie without the pits! It's a weekend spent in Biarritz! It's all the rage with the French and Brits! The Transylvania Mania! It's the newest quip from Algonquin wits! It's the winning horse that never quits! It's the paprikash with an ice cold schlitz! Do the Transylvania Mania! The Transylvania Mania! It's Southern Fried with a side of grits! It's Baptists, Jews, and Jesuits! It's an etude played by Horowitz! It's Irving Berlin's "Puttin' On the Ritz"! Transylvania mania Have you heard about the mania? If not then let me explain-ia, Yes sir! It's the Transylvania Mania! Whether you're in Ruritania Or a dance hall in Albania Yes sir! It's the Transylvania Mania! Rich and poor are all soft-shoe-ing it In hotels or huts! Even dogs are buzy doin' it Pedigreed and mutts! All the devils in Tazmania Shake their tails and go insane-ia Love it! It's the latest rage! Grab a steam ship or a plane-ia To the heart of old Romania Love it! Yeah you gotta love it! Do the Transylvania Maniaaaa!