Where Did We Go Wrong

Morticia: She's perky Gomez: She's bubbly! M: She's optimistic. G: Where did we go wrong? M: We taught her to hunt G: We taught her to aim M: We gave her a bow G: We gave her no shame. M: We gave what we had G: Made sure she was bad Both: Did all that we could to keep her sad G: We told her to stay away from all that jazz M: We gave her that week long trip to Alcatraz G: We promised she'd be equipped Both: And filled her crypt with woe What did we know? G: We took her to field rows in the morning mist M: We took her to slaughter houses G: Shindler's list M: We taught her to scowl and sneer and domineer G: and cure! Both: So... What did we do? Where did we go wrong? G: Are we good parents? Both: Where did we go wrong? M: Are we cliche? Both: Somewhere in between, guilt and guillotine, we forgot to notice that our daughter lost her way! Where did we go wrong? M: And can we fix this? G: Maybe it's a passing phase Both: But if she's going wrong, then what will change her ways? G: That's it! We cancel the dinner, bolt the doors! M: We'll circle the wagons. G: And give these "goodylicious" Beinekes the boot! M: We must intervene G: We shouldn't delay M: She's barely eighteen! G: So what do we say? M: We know the occult! G: That's certainly true. M: We're here to consult. G: Morticia, with you! M: So why all the fuss? G: My darling, discuss! M: She needs only us! G: It's us, only us! M: We've always been there for her, to swear for her G: Discourage them to care for her. Both: Do well for her excel for her make all the living Hell for her! So "where did we go wrong" is not the question! Resolute and strong is our next move. G: We'll tell her today M: Do what we say Both: Send all the Beinekes back to the fray! Turn them away at first sight. And that's where we'll go right! No dinner tonight.