Thneedville (feat. Rob Riggle)

Good morning

In Thneedville, it's a brand new dawn

With brand new cars and houses and lawns

Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville

In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees

Each one is made in factories

And uses 96 batteries

In Thneedville, the air is not so clean

So we buy it fresh

It comes out this machine

In satisfactions-guaranteed-ville

In Thneedville, we don't want to know

Where the smog and trash and chemicals go

I just went swimming and now I glow

In Thneedville, we have fun year round

We surf and snowboard right in town

We thank the Lord for all we've got

Including this brand new parking lot

Parking lot, parking lot

Oh, look it's Aloysous O'Hare

The man who found a way to sell air

And became a zillionaire

Everyone 'round here works for me

I sell them something they can get for free

We live in perfect harmony

(In Thneedville, in Thneedville)

In Thneedville, we love living this way

It's like living in paradise

It's perfect

And that's how it will stay

Oh yeah

Here in love-the-life-we-lead-ville

Destined-to-succeed-ville

We-are-all-agreed-ville

We love it here in Thneedville