1-900-Off-Your Square

(spoken)

Special bulletin from Rall Dope Records

Have you been feelin' like a lame?

Have you got played by bitch?

Do **** mass up at you when you come around?

Do your car stay bust out with flat tires every day?

If you 've been havin' these contractions

Dial 1-900-I'm-off-mymuthafuckin'square

And we'll come and beat your muthafuckin ass for fallin out

Thank you for your punk ass time

Sincerely

The Flict ****