Lightning bugs buzzing? round the piss elm tree
I? m a hundred miles form reality
Take a big drag-suck it all in
Blow it out the window, let it ride on the wind
I see indigo wheels of purple and blue
People on TV, look like me and you
There? s spiders on the ceiling and buzzards on the wall
If I could find the telephone, I? d give you a call
Smoking in bed, smoking in bed
It? s bad for my body, good for my head
I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed
Have any y? all ever seen a mattress burn
While listening to the Byrds sing? Turn, Turn, Turn'?
I? ve seen it happen, I? m living proof
If you don? t believe me look at the hole in my roof
Now I can lay around the here and look at the sky
And watch the fuzzy black dragons as they fly by
I think it? s time to roll a bog ole fatty
And try to find the phone to call Miss Paisley Patty
Smoking in bed, smoking in bed
It? s bad for my body, good for my head
I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed
Smoking in bed, smoking in bed
It? s bad for my body, good for my head
I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed
