("Welcome...")

("Dubstep tutorial...")

"Hello and welcome to one last installment of your favourite UKF dubstep tutorial

Today, we make a VIP of a VIP, which you gonna do about it

What we are gonna do this time, in light of recent trends in the heavy dubstep scene, is put about a million different progressively crazier sounds in, and it should sound something like this!"

"Oh wait. No, something like this!"

"Instead of a beat-down section, why not try messing with double time [echoed]"

"OK, Now I got my filthy dubstep banger, but no one skanks out at my shows, and I haven't got any bitches

Where did I go wrong?"

("Dubstep tutorial...")

"Maybe you should try some crazy chopped-up female vocals and some epic trance breakdowns

That should get you all the bitches, well, hopefully, at least one."