You Ain't Big

You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama Don't know who you are unless you made it in Wichita Gotta get back to Kansas Or at least southern North Carolina You ain't big unless you're big in Mississippi Don't know who you are unless you made it in Topeka (Topeka) Gotta get back to Kansas (Kansas) Or at least Southern West Virginia (West) Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo-doo-doo Oh, oh-oh, ooh (Virginia) Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, oh, hmm You ain't big if you're little in Texas (Texas) Don't know who are who you are unless you made it in Lawrence, Kansas Wait a minute, Lawrence, Kansas Doesn't really matter at all You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama (Alabama) Don't know who you are unless you made it in Wichita (Wichita) Gotta get back to Kansas (Kansas) Except of course back to Lawrence (You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama) God forbid, Southern Pennsylvania (You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama) God forbid, Eastern California (You ain't big unless you're big in Alabama) God forbid, Western, New York state