Birthday Song

Its yout birthday today What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain That 5 years ago on this day It was the first timeyour parents saw your beautiful face And 9 months before thatmagical day Your dad probably took your mom out on a date And they were having a good time They were dancing and grinking wine Happy birthday And when they got home, they were horny as hell And your dad threw your mom down on the bed And he tore her panties off And his wee wee was hard as a rock And at this point, your mom wanted to give your dad head Butour dad also wanted to give your mom head So they formed a 69 And our mom came at least 3 times And your dad was so excited to get inside your mom That he forgot to put a condom on And he realized his mistake He had ejeculated and it was too late Happy birthday