Last Call (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bottle) [2007 Version]

I don't remember what was said When I caught you two in bed But now I sit here Drinkin' shit beer Chasin' Johnnie Walker Red It's not the fact you wrecked my world Or that you left me for a girl But now supposin' The bar is closin' I've got no place left to curl So barkeep, please don't shout last call Or I might just end it all Just keep it comin' with the alcohol I never touched one drop with you I knew it would upset you to But now I slump here Drinkin' skunk beer Chasin' Johnnie Walker Blue The more I drink, the more I see I don't need you to comfort me Through empty bottles And beer goggles I've got total clarity Oh barkeep, please don't shout that call Or I might just end it all Just keep it flowin' with the alcohol Oh, when tomorrow comes around Where do you think that I'll be found? I've had enough to kill a full-grown cow Oh, when tomorrow comes around I may be six feet underground But I'll still have one more for now I saw your face when dawn had cracked You pled with me to take you back I soaked the reverie in When everything Went Johnnie Walker Black I'd just remembered what was said But seeing your face had calmed my head And I'd let bygones Become bygones If I could return again Oh, when tomorrow comes around Do you think that I'll be found? I had enough to kill a full-grown cow And when tomorrow comes around Looks like I'll be six feet underground Too bad I never had that final round This was my last call for someone's aid Now it's the last call for Heaven's train If only you weren't too late