Hollywood porn star, I want a big car
I want five new fake friends
Hollywood porn star, I want a new guitar
I want designer threads
Hollywood rock star, I want a big ass
I want fake tits to match
Hollywood rock star, I want a downfall
Overdose in a bathroom stall
In the backseat of my car
Another photoshoot, another bar
Wash this city from my face
I hate myself, I love LA
Hollywood porn star, I want a black card
I want a brand new nose
Hollywood porn star, I wanna go hard
I wanna do pounds of blow
Hollywood rock star, kill someone with my car
Use my get out of jail free card
Hollywood rock star, yard full of strippers
And an open bar
In the backseat of my car
Another photoshoot, another bar
Wash this city from my face
I hate myself, I love LA
I want a record deal, I wanna know how to feel
I wanna be numb again, I wanna be young again
I want a life that's real, I want chemical peels
I want to live in Calabasas
Hollywood porn star, specials and TV spots
This machine will never end
Posters on billboards, Hollywood boulevard
I am your slave
I am your friend, yeah
I am your friend
