Straight Up Sideways

There's a reason why we put a week of work in

So we can do whatever we want on the weekend

It's when you take your blue collar off and let your neck turn red

Everybody does it just a little different

So when we wind up all the same, what's the difference?

Yeah, you better get to livin' it up before you wake up dead

A-tip 'em back till you can't walk

Cut loose like a chainsaw

Plastered like a drywall

Hammered like an old bent nail

Jacked up like a four-by

'Bout as buzzed as a Bud Light

Long gone as last night

Loaded like a buckshot shell

There's more than one way

To get straight up sideways

You can do it in the sticks in Mississippi

Or on a rooftop, New York City

From the Carolina coast to a California beach

Y'all raise one up with me

Tip 'em back till you can't walk

Cut loose like a chainsaw

Plastered like a drywall

Hammered like an old bent nail

Jacked up like a four-by

'Bout as buzzed as a Bud Light

A-long gone as last night

Loaded like a buckshot shell

There's more than one way

To get straight up sideways

Straight up sideways

A-tip 'em back till you can't walk

Cut loose like a chainsaw

Plastered like a drywall

Hammered like an old bent nail

Jacked up like a four-by

About as buzzed as a Bud Light

A-long gone as last night

Loaded like a buckshot shell

There's more than one way

More than one way

To get straight up sideways

Woo

Straight up sideways

Come on