Rolling up to Aldi for a turkey
And a bottle of wine
Wrapping up the presents
With the Sun and the Daily Times
The kids are going crazy
Cause' they've still got homework left
The other half's complaining
That you're drinking in the bed
I've had enough
But I never want Christmas to end
Have a very merry Medway Christmas
Santa we all know you've missed us
Have a very merry Medway Christmas
And a happy new year
I'm heading up to Sava
For a picture with Santa himself
Queuing up at B and Q
But there's no Christmas trees on the shelf
He can't get through the tunnel
Cause' there's still a lane shut
Rudolph put your trunks on
You'll be swimming through the mud
I've had enough
But I never want Christmas to end
Have a very merry Medway Christmas
Santa we all know you've missed us
Have a very merry Medway Christmas
And a happy new year
I never work on Monday
Cause' I drink in Tap and Tin
I try to get in Cinos
But they never let me in
Just when I am thinking
That the night is at an end
I end up in Coyotes and i'm there till 4AM
Have a very merry Medway Christmas
Santa we all know you've missed us
Have a very merry Medway Christmas
And a happy new year
Have a very merry Medway Christmas
From the Ship
To the Bell in Bredhurst
Have a very merry Medway Christmas
And a happy new year
