Why Are You Wearing an Abercrombie Sweater

Five past noon I wake up on the floor of my friends Look at my phone its at one percent How can I start this day sober Im still so cold from the hangover Trapped in the clothes from last night Where the hell are my keys and wallet Hear the honk of a horn outside Its Sam and Megan picking me up on the fly Gotta rush out this door I get to the car and they scream this hook Why are you wearing an Abercrombie sweater Its summer weather Change into something better Than a sweater Roll up baked to the house party Same time and place as last week I cant believe Im drinking again But maybe this will cure my pounding head Lost and tossed in this wave Capsized in the ocean but still floating Towards a girl I met last week She said hey man aren't you hot in that Why are you wearing an Abercrombie sweater Its summer weather Change into something better Than a sweater Fast forward the end of this rendezvous How much do I need to consume Poison some say or exhume your soul Let go feed your heart with rock and roll Running down Theres street lights now Homeward bound I hear a distinct sound Closing in I realize this The door opens And they all scream Why are you wearing an Abercrombie sweater Its summer weather Change into something better Than a sweater