Governing Takes Brains

[Oh my god!] You know to be able to run a government you need a bloody good brain To be an MP you must be someone well above the common Learn to do the job as you'll properly you need many many qualities Ordinary mortals can't command I will tell you later what they all are Stupid fools say it's not hard to do what I do But let me tell you it's hard you couldn't do what I do Don't even dream of it you would never succeed People as clever as me are very few and far between... You know to be in business to run a company you really Need to use your head Show me a man of money and I will show you a genius To get to grips with the ins and outs You all think that it's a piece of cake But you know it's taken me many years and I am very remarkable Stupid fools say it's not hard to do what I do I'm here to tell you it's hard you couldn't do what I do Don't even dream of it you would never succeed People as clever as me are very few and far between So let me assure you it's no picnic to be in charge of this land You scruffy people the lower orders just know your place Don't ever you try at governing you might find out how difficult it is Stupid fools say it's not hard to do what I do But let me tell you it's hard you couldn't do what I do Don't even dream of it you would never succeed People as clever as me are very few and far between We are not equal but we are different It's a dangerous view to say we are born equal It don't appeal to any one of the deputies You know that equality is an impossible dream