Mr. Dictionary (A Satire)

Those were the days, everything was gravy

Come what may, there'll be some heavy lifting

Now my back is breaking, back in my day I could take a licking

Those were the days

I forgot how to spread my seed, how's anybody gonna remember me

I remember how we used to laugh, now it's time you can't get back

I remember how we used to speak, god damn I'm Mr. Dictionary

Time is wrapped in tragedy, behind my eyes is a world of grief

Those were the days

I made it out, everyone is crazy