Matty’s Mattresses: Weatherproof

Attention all shoppers

I hope you had a great time shopping here at Matty's Mattresses

But unfortunately, we're closing down in about three minutes and fifteen seconds

You ain't gotta go home, but you gotta get the fuck up out of here

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Wishing you all a great pandemic and even a better recovery

Wear your masks, use your hand sanitizer, and listen to this album over and over again

Haha, it's your man, Chuck Foolery

And once again, our slogan is "Never slept better"

Yay-doo