X's

Walked twenty minutes to the bar in thirty degrees

Just to get a, "Hell no," to my fake ID

He said, "Do you really think that I'd ever believe

A little thing like you was born in '73?"

Man, give me a break, you know, my heart's been broke

He said, "I'll let you walk in if there's no Jack in your Coke"

I said, "Fair enough, I'll tell 'em you didn't know"

But then he pulled a Sharpie out of his coat

Now I got Xs on my hands

While my ex is on my mind

I'll do anythin' I can

Just to get a drink or five

Give me just one night, just one

Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun

Might be a tad melodramatic

But these Xs are ruining my life tonight

Woah, oh, woah

They're ruining my life tonight

Woah, oh, woah

Now it's twelve forty-five, I ain't feeling the vibe

There were ten whole minutes where I talked to a guy

He was looking for a light, not to mention a wife

Yeah, I was never his type

'Cause I got Xs on my hands

While my ex is on my mind

I'll do anythin' I can

Just to get a drink or five

Give me just one night, just one

Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun

Might be a tad melodramatic

But these Xs are ruining my life tonight

Woah, oh, woah

Does anyone know

Woah, oh, woah

How to wash off permanent marker?

Woah, oh, woah

Does anyone know?

Woah, oh, woah

'Cause I got Xs on my hands (On my hands)

While my ex is on my mind (On my mind)

I'll do anythin' I can (Anythin' I can)

Just to get a drink or five

Give me just one night, just one

Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun

Might be a tad melodramatic

But these Xs are ruining my life tonight

Woah, oh, woah (Does anyone know? Does anyone know?)

They're ruining my life tonight

Woah, oh, woah (Does anyone know? Does anyone know?)

How to wash off permanent marker?

Woah, oh, woah (Does anyone know? Does anyone know?)

(Does anyone know?)

Might be a tad melodramatic

But these Xs are ruining my life tonight