Burgers in Hell

I wonder what the menu is

In Lucifer's eatery

Does he have a good selection

Of no carbon calorie

Does he ask you what you want to drink

To complement your meal?

Does he have a valued menu

Or is your soul part of the deal?

There's one thing in this death

I think I must confess

All I want in hell's a burger

With lots of cheese and no lettuce

I bet that hellfire

Cooks the meat just fine

And if I should expire

Brother, I can do the time

So if you die tomorrow

Cause today you've fallen ill

Make sure that Sir Devil

Has fired up his grill

And you will eat cheeseburgers

For all eternity

Gettin' fat in Hell's kitchen

Bound and on your knees