Mr. Kicks

Permit me to introduce myself, the name is Mr. Kicks

I dwell in a dark dominion, way down by the River Styx

The Devil has sent me here because I'm full of wicked tricks

And I'm such a popular fellow among all you lunatics

I teach a course in ruination from the Devil's text

To fools who can't withstand temptation, step right up, you're next

I hail from a hot old hellhole down along the River Styx

Allow me to introduce myself, the name is Mr. Kicks

When an old wolf starts a-prowlin'

Out among the young lambs howlin'

Don't you know he's looking for kicks?

When a young cat full of sly tricks

Spends his evenings chasin' fly chicks

Ten to one he's lookin' for kicks

Kicks is always in demand

Because kicks is full of fun and laughter

Lots of folks get out of hand

Because it's only kicks they're after

Shady lady and her lover operating undercover

She knows sin and virtue don't mix

Her mama raised her prim and proper

But now wild horses couldn't stop her

When she's on a manhunt for kicks

For kicks, lookin' for kicks

Yeah, just kicks, nothin' but kicks

I'm Satan's sinful servant sent to get you in a fix

So look me up just any time

The name is Mister, name is Mister

The name is Mr. Kicks