And We Do This Everyday

It used to be Cat Valley was disaster-free But the Great War brought death and cats-tastrophe So we had to find a way to heal Cover up the pain with pageantry and zeal You see, each Cataur has a fierceness they express in different ways We strike poses on the runway And do cat tricks And we do this every day I'm sure to win the sash tonight When Johnny sees my yarn ball fight No, I'm gonna take the sash home When Johnny hears my skills today I've been practicing the piano and it goes When I play Who will take the sash home, only Johnny can say This is David (hi) He's my trainer (hi) He's here to help me with my jazz hand skills I glue wigs on people's heads all day It's gross, but, I mean, it pays the bills I came to sing! I'm Kale I'm Shar We're the Glitter Cats I got a lot of hats (he's got a lot of hats) I brought 'em all (he brought 'em all) I'm wearing all of them (he's wearing his hats) I'm wearing every hat that I own (all of his hats) It's like fifty of 'em (how many hats?) It's fifty hats, it's too many (that's a lot of hats!) Who will take the sash home, only Johnny can say And we do this every day