Loud Ass Car

I've got a loud-ass fuckin' car

Rolling down your street

The windows of your house will rattle

From the bass pumping out of my speakers=

I got dope-ass spinning rims

A decal of Calvin taking a piss

I got a loud-ass fuckin' car

Because I'm fuckin' awesome (Awesome!)

I've got a loud-ass fuckin' car

Peeling out in front of a school

Your conversation is over

Now you must talk about me and my car

Empty Monster cans on the floor

There's no way in hell that I could be poor

Because my car is loud as shit

And my life is fuckin' sick

Also

My penis is small and it does not work

I live with my mom and she hates my guts

I'm always angry and disrespectful

Which is why I can't find love

I've got insecurities and fears

So I'm taking them out on you and your ears

My will to live is fading

So I sup'd up my car and I'm over-car-pensating

Over-car-pensating

I got a stupid, dumbass car

It's got purple neon lights

In the front, there's a vanity plate that spells

E-T-M-Y-D-S-T

That spells "eat my dust"

Yeah, I thought of that by myself because

I'm a freaking genius

And I get tons of chicks

Also

I do not get chicks, I am a virgin

I eat alone at IKEA for lunch

I have a collection of beanie babies

In a glass case above my racecar bed

I've got insecurities and fears

So I'm taking them out on you and your ears

My will to live is fading

So I sup'd up my car and I'm over-car-pensating

Over-car-pensating

(Here we go! Get it!)

I was bullied at school

I had to fight to survive

Nobody thought I was cool

No one would give me a ride

I saved up all of my dough

To let everyone know

That I'm the coolest motherfucker in town

So now you understand why I drive this car

I'm all messed up, but it's not my fault

I should have spent my money on therapy

But instead I got my windows tinted

I've got insecurities and fears

So I'm taking them out on you and your ears

My will to live is fading

So I sup'd up my car and I'm over-car-pensating

Over-car-pensating