Clean up Your Act If You Wanna Talk Dirty to Me

It’s the middle of the night and you ought be sleeping

But you’ve got my loving on your mind

Don’t you dig around while I do my dreamin

You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

You’re a Sloppy Joe (Sloppy Joe)

And a Dirty Old Dan (Dirty Old Dan)

You better tidy up (tidy up)

If you wanna dance (wanna dance)

Well you got this tank running on empty

You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

When you play in dirt well then your tracks are all muddy

And this kind of kitty she ain’t one to sweep

So get that tarnish polished up if you’re gonna get fancy

Better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

You’re a Sloppy Joe (Sloppy Joe)

And a Dirty Old Dan (Dirty Old Dan)

You better tidy up (tidy up)

If you wanna dance (wanna dance)

Well you got this tank running on empty

You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

I’ve heard it said to get an A+ lady

You just can’t be a C- man

Yeah, there ain’t no tips to take from Conway Twitty

Better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

You’re a Sloppy Joe (Sloppy Joe)

And a Dirty Old Dan (Dirty Old Dan)

You better tidy up (tidy up)

If you wanna a dance (wanna dance)

Well you got this tank running on empty

You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

You’re a Sloppy Joe (Sloppy Joe)

And a Dirty Old Dan (Dirty Old Dan)

You better tidy up (tidy up)

If you wanna a dance (wanna dance)

Well you got this tank running on empty

You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me

You better clean up your act if you wanna talk dirty to me