Alarm Bells (Never Drinking Again)

My head is pounding and I woke up on the floor Alarm bells are sounding and my landlord's at the door Drank all the rent again Drunk dialed my girlfriend Now she's not my girlfriend anymore Cuz I'm never drinking again We say it 'till the weekend I'll never drink again We say it 'till we're drinking I'm sleeping in Tomorrow I'm sleeping in One turns to two then turns to nine then twenty-four Drank enough to kill an army then we drank some more Fell off the roof again So drunk I thought I was Batman Now my legs they don't work anymore Cuz I'm never drinking again We say it 'till the weekend I'll never drink again We say it 'till we're drinking I'm sinking in Tomorrow I'm sleeping in Because I'm never drinking again We say it 'till the weekend I'll never drink again We say it 'till we're drinking I'm sleeping in Tomorrow I'm sleeping in Cuz I'm never drinking again We say it 'till the weekend I'll never drink again We say it 'till we're drinking I'm sleeping in Tomorrow I'm sleeping in