The Beyonder

I'm from way way beyond time and space And got infinite powers to flaunt Got the ability, agility, to turn this whole facility Into whatever I want, check it out Out in the ethers, it's my job to study planets Well at least that was the plan Then one day I was tasked, nope I did not ask To come to earth and learn about humans Teach me all about humans Everything about humans Teach me all about humans Everything about humans So I came on down and was completely dumbfounded By what you do, and the choices you beings make Like just because you manage not to die for a year You celebrate with a cake!? I needed a guide, it had to be someone smart But no human matches my intellect So I searched for the smartest person on earth That lead me right to you Lafayette Come on tell me all the things that I really wanna know Like why it's weird to use your finger when you clean out your nose? Why you say you're on the way when you haven't left the house? And what the heck is the difference between a shirt and a blouse? Congrats on your promotion, let's get this thing in motion There's so much for me to understand You're welcome Lunella, now it's time to help this fella Decide the fate of all humans Before you rudely interrupted I was trying to explain Galactic spring cleaning needs to be done I wasn't sure if humans were worthy of existence But Lunella, you've helped me a ton Your abysmal review has helped me see A truth I now understand So thanks so much Lunella for convincing this fella To get rid of all humans Erase all of the humans Get rid of all the humans Goodbye humans (Beyonder!)