If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down?

Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class

Are now hittin' me up for a backstage pass

All the ladies get wet when I roll into town

So if my dick is up, tell me, why am I down?

Tuggin' me, fuckin' me, suckin' my dick till my balls run dry

Women I never met whippin' their tits out, so why am I cryin'?

Girls slingin' their pussies when they hear I'm around

Well, If my dick is up, tell me, why am I down?

Meet a girl at the show when I hand her a pic

And before we shake hands she starts suckin' my dick

Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground

So if my dick is up, tell me, why am I down?

Beatin' me, beatin' me, fuckin' me raw till my dick gets sore

One girl is leavin', there's two more outside

Who just walk through the door

Now I've learned to eat pussy while I'm wearin' a frown

So if my dick is up, tell me, why am I down?

Lickin' me, stickin' my dick in your puss till the sun comes up

Ladies I never met sendin' me texts sayin' they wanna fuck

Girls suck on my nuts while they are reachin' around

So if my dick is up, tell me, why am I down?

Why am I down?