Halloween Mart

Well I've been decorating my whole street Just tryna get ready for a trick or treat People always stare when I ride in my hearse They just don't appreciate the 31st They just buy that plastic crap without any heart Makes me wanna go burn down the Halloween Mart While they're using cotton I use real spider webs I can't get the Monster Mash out of my head While they're putting up spooky sticker eyes I'll be planning out my surprise Gallons of gas in my shopping cart On my way to burn down the Halloween Mart Yeah, well I start the fire, it's consuming the store Freddy Krueger's looking like he's seen this before Costume aisle and I start to browse The smell of burning plastic has got me aroused Awooooooo They just buy that plastic crap without any heart Makes me wanna go burn down the Halloween Mart Well a big explosion just rocked aisle 9 The motion sensor toys all went off at the same time Sound of sirens and it's time to leave And celebrate the rest of All Hallow's Eve They call it a crime, but I call it art Gonna tell them all how I burned down the Halloween Mart The Halloween Mart