I Can’t Party

I saw a cute fluff ball at the coffee shop I asked, "Can I pet it?" She said, "Me, or the dog?" I said, "Whoa, quick wit" She said, "Pull up a chair I've got a thousand dad jokes I've been wanting to share" She had me in stitches Fully tickled Hotter than Portman Funnier than Rickles She said, "My friends are in town tonight And we're all going out They're Swedish and single And I'm showing them around You wanna come with? You seem cool and artsy" That's when I broke the news Honey, I, I, I I can't party I can't party Party I can't party She said, "You should really reconsider My friends, they are a blast And if you get too tired You could always crash With us in my mansion But we all share a bed And sometimes fool around After we are fed My private chef is vegan My private chef is great Name your favourite meal And she'll put it on your plate" I thought, "Wow, she's rich And clearly a smarty" But I needed to reiterate I, I, I I can't party I can't party Party I can't party (I can't party) I wish I could but you know I can't (I can't party) I wish I could but you know I can't (I can't party) I wish I could but you know I can't (I can't party) I wish I could but you know I can't (I can't party) Par, par, par, par (I can't party) Par, par, par, par, par, par, par (Party) Par, par, par, par (I can't party) Par, par, par, par, par, par Par