Top of the Steve Theme

At a school for girls, Steve will rock their world

Had to let him enroll because of a loophole

That's right, there was a bizarre technicality discovered in the charter of the school that's pretty complicated, but it's one hundred binding, so all you need to know is

It was a technicality that changed his reality

And now Steve goes to the school

And you best believe he'll n-n-never leave

Now he's "Top of the Steve"