A bit of a Character

Just what we need

He’s a bit of a character

Politics are boring but the whole world loves a clown

Oh what a card

Such a humorous character

And he knows the the best jokes are the ones that punch straight down

Is he a statesman or a fucking state?

A heavy hitter or a featherweight?

A bag of hot air starting to deflate

Or just a bit of a character?

Is he a joker or is he a joke?

Is he a real deal or is he a hoax?

Is he a charming salt of the earth bloke

Or just a bit of a…

Just look at him

An unimpeachable character

How could you stoop so low as to call that man a liar

So loyal to this impeccable character

Who wouldn’t spare the piss to put you out if you caught fire

Think I’m pulling your leg but every word is true

You think he’s such a good laugh but he’s laughing at you